nJ-O-Y

You could say I was polyphobic. It all started with this girl. She's the one who gave me a sense of gynephobia. I started with heterophobia, but when I saw her beautiful face, it became a case of venustraphobia. I sat next to her in class, and when she began to flirt I was a complete atychiphobe! Our desks were so close that her arm would brush me now and then. That's when I developed my annoying case of aphenphosmphobia. The more I saw how perfect she was, the more I came to realize I was an atelophobe. I realized what was happening as I lay awake thinking of her every night. I was slowly becoming a philophobe. And when I didn't know how to